Jessica Alba Spreads for Glamour

Jessica Alba is in the pages of French Glamour this month, holding some thick wood by the pool. What's the deal with that thing? Looks like one of those old time surf boards from the 60s. Certainly not the kind of decks my friends had back in the day, which looked more like pieces of battered plywood with trendy stickers all over them. And why is she holding a skateboard in the first place? Did someone forget that she's an actress? She's got a cousin who's a pretty famous skater. Maybe this is some kind of homage to him. Whatever the case, Jessica is looking good here. I don't know what happened to inspire her, but Jessica has definitely polished up lately with several knock out moments in recent weeks and months. I'd begun to suspect that motherhood had consumed the hot Jessica, leaving behind the stretched out, withered remains of her former glory as dog might to a discarded chew toy. It feels good to be getting hot for Jessica again. Now if someone could just get her n***d, we'd have us a real ball game going.